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JOSIE'S POEMS
HOW TO GET ON IN SOCIETY
By John Betjeman
and:Do Come for Tea, Dear by . . . . Josie
HOW TO GET ON IN SOCIETY
By John Betjeman
Phone for the fish knives, Norman
As cook is a little unnerved;
You kiddies have crumpled the serviettes
And I must have things daintily served.
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Are the requisites all in the toilet?
The frills round the cutlets can wait
Till the girl has replenished the cruets
And switched on the logs in the grate.
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It's ever so close in the lounge dear,
But the vestibule's comfy for tea
And Howard is riding on horseback
So do come and take some with me.
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Now here is a fork for your pastries
And do use the couch for your feet;
I know that I wanted to ask you-
Is trifle sufficient for sweet?
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Milk and then just as it comes dear?
I'm afraid the preserve's full of stones;
Beg pardon, I'm soiling the doileys
With afternoon teacakes and *scones.​​​​​​
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* scones - pronounced either scOnes or scons - a heavy O in the south of England and a light o in the midlands and north. Of course, for rhyming you have to use the heavy O in this poem. John Beteman was born and grew up in London, in the south of England. I come from the Midlands, so it's scons (scones) for me.
I'd have to say:
Tea with some milk or without, dear?
Oh do have a nice home-made scone.
You may like some strawberry jam on it,
But it looks like the butter’s all gone.
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