Lots and lots more LIMERICKS
L I M E R I C K S
EDWARD LEAR - Read about him HERE
Some of Edward Lear's Limericks:
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
There was a Young Lady of Ryde,
Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied.
She purchased some clogs,
And some small spotted dogs,
And frequently walked about Ryde.
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
(You'll see that Edward Lear has inspired me to write lots of limericks. I hope he would be pleased with my work.)