JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

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THE CHEMISTRY LESSON

By Josie Whitehead

Chemistry Lesson (The)

'Please Mr Grainger,

      I think you ought to know - - - '

'Now less talking Jamie -

       Get on, you’re rather slow.'

 

'But please Mr Grainger,

       What I really want to say - - -'

'Now look here young Jamie,

        We’ll talk another day.'

 

'But Johnny’s mixing chemicals.

       I’ve told you this before.'

'And I’ve had enough from you. 

        Go!  Stand outside the door.


'All you’ve done since break time

     Is trying to harangue . . . '

But the teacher’s words were sadly lost

     In one almighty . . . . . .

 

 

                              

Copyright on all my poems

This poem was one of almost 400 which was chosen by teachers and children for publication in 2010.  Out of publication at moment.

                                                               Josie