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JOSIE'S POEMS
Funny Poems for Children
By Josie Whitehead
THE CHEMISTRY LESSON
By Josie Whitehead
'Please Mr Grainger,
I think you ought to know - - - '
'Now less talking Jamie -
Get on, you’re rather slow.'
'But please Mr Grainger,
What I really want to say - - -'
'Now look here young Jamie,
We’ll talk another day.'
'But Johnny’s mixing chemicals.
I’ve told you this before.'
'And I’ve had enough from you.
Go! Stand outside the door.
'All you’ve done since break time
Is trying to *harangue . . . ' - - - But
The teacher’s words were sadly lost
In one almighty . . . . . .
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Copyright on all my poems
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* harangue: lecture (someone) at length in an aggressive and critical manner. ie he was just annoying his teacher.
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Josie
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