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JOSIE'S POEMS
Funny Poems
By Josie Whitehead
BLEEZER'S ICE CREAM . . .
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Children love funny poems and, when I'm lucky enough to visit them in their classrooms some of them will have chosen a funny poem to perform. I hope you like them too. Josie
Adventure of Samuel Spencer
Smile (The)
All at Sea
All Change
All in the Name of Poetry
All Those Silly People
Alligators
An Armadillo Bought a Pillow
Are You a Master of Pasta?
Ask Them and You'll See
Baldicoot (The)
Bananas and Poems - A Limerick
Be More Friendly, Wag Your Tail
Be Careful What You Wish For
Best Punishment for Boys (The)
Better Than the Rest
Betty's Butty
Big Bad Maggie
Big Thanks to Google
Bless My Soul, It's Aunty
Bleezer's Ice Cream
Brave Brave Sledderclob
Cameras Never Lie
Can Poetry Make You Sick?
Canine Maths
Can't Spell, Won't Spell
Cat is a Cat for All That (A)
Catch That Flea
Cecilia Ssssnake
Certain Shopkeeper from Norwich (A)
Chatterbox Lucy
Cheating
Chemistry Lesson (The)
Children's Questions
Choice
Chop Chop
Chubby Puppy (The)
Collector of Words (The)
Cow Machine (The)
Crocodile Came For Tea (A)
Croco-Scrumptious
Dad's Ergonomic Chair
Daddy's Sneezing Habit
Day of the Test (The)
Dear Father Christmas
Decision Has Been Made (A)
Dentists
Dinosaur Dinner
Dispatching Your Tickle
Do Come for Tea, Dear
Do's and Don'ts
Don't Be Scared
Don't Be Shy
Don't Serve Your Daddy Junk Food
Don't Scream When You First
Meet a Ghost!
Don't Pick, Don't Pick
Dragon Woman
Dreaming of Monsters
Easy Peasy - But What a Squeezy!
Eat a Snake in a Cake?
Exercise is Good for You
Family Resemblances
Fidgety Fred
Fifty Pairs of Shoes, Please
Fish and Chips Again
Fish That Swallowed Granny's
Teeth (The)
Flomping Wergles
Floppopotamus (The)
Fly and Flea
Forgive Me, Mum
Friendly Lesson (The)
Frolicking Frog (A)
Fruit and Vegetables
May Not be Good for You
Fruit is Good for You
Fruity Kind of Love (A)
Georgie Boy and the Dragon
Get Some New Interests!!
Giant's Pants (A)
Giggling Gertie
God, Save Me From Them All!
Granddad Goes to Nursery School
Granddad's Nightmare
Granddad's Toupee
Granny's Parrot
Granny Sellar's Magic Salve
Granny's Stew
Gran's Cuckoo Clock
Greedy Bookworm (The)
Green Folk of Babonga (The)
Had a Nice Weekend?
Halfway
Have You Ever Considered a Bear Hug?
Heaven Only Knows!
Help!
Help - I've Swallowed a Rhyme
Henry the Super-Sucker
Hidden Interior (A)
High Flyers
His Nose on His Knee
House Full of Smellies (A)
How Do Dragons Toast Their Bread?
Hug a Bug or Kiss a Slug?
Human Burger (A)
Hypochondriac (The)
I Can't Tell a Toad from a Shark
I Couldn't Eat a Whole One
I Forget
I Heard a Lion Roaring
I Keep a Penguin in my Pocket
I Know Just the Place
I Like Words on Toast
I Should Have Gone Shopping
I Wish
I'll Never Be a Laureate
I'll Teach You How to Scare
I'm a Dinky Do-Do
I'm a Hap Hap Happy Hippo
I'm Doing Really Fine
I'm Perfectly Normal You Know
I've Had a Good Day
I've Too Many Miles on My Clock
Ice Cream Stream (An)
Ickledy, Mickledy - Pickledy Too!
Identity Acceptance
If I Were A . . . . .
If I Were a Lion
If I Were But a Big Baboon
If Pigs Could Fly
If I Were Not Afraid
If You Lived in a Dictionary
In the Learning Stream
In Search of Mr Right
Insomniac Poet (The)
Is It Friday 13th or . . . ?
It Could Be Worse
It Could Have Been You
It's All Too Clear
It's a Ghostie, My Dear
It's Harvest Thanksgiving
It's Monster Week
It's Not All Bad, Is It?
It's Parents' Party Day
It's Raining Cats and Dogs
It Was Such a Nice Party
Johnny's Runny Nose
Land of No Ideas (The)
Laugh-a-Lot Tree (The)
Laughter Can Heal Hurts
Lie-Abed Johnny
Limerick is Something You Eat (A)
Lots of Greedy Monsters
Lucky to be Alive
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Matter of Taste (A)
Mattinee and Mints
Meet Percy Bacon
Miss Monster
Missing Ewe
Missing That Test
Missing Subject's Poetry (The)
Mistaken Identity
Mole in a Hole (A)
Monsters, Monsters, Everywhere
Monstrous Thing to Happen (A)
Mother Him But . . .
Mr Boring
Mr Minute
Mr Monster Maths
Mr Pedantic
Mr Right and Mr Wrong
Mr Sanctimonious
Mrs What's-a-Name
Mucky Duck Limerick
My Giggle Escaped
My Granddad
My Hairy Scary Monster
My Warm Woolly Knickers
Myrtle the Turtle and Friends
Name Calling
Naming Your Puss-Cat
National Pets' Day
National Poetry Day?
No More Snacks Please
No Time
Noodles and Doodles
Nose Pickers - Beware
Not a Lot
Not Done Your Homework?
Ode to the Computer Mouse
Oh, Dear, Dear, Dear and . . . .
Oh Fiddledy-Diddledy-Dee
Oh How We Laughed
Oh What a Mess!
Old King Compost
Old King Kan
Old Vigilante (An)
On Being Bossy
Ooooh! You Little Scamp
Our School's Like a Zoo
Our Wonky Donkey
Passport Photo (The)
Parenting Class (The)
Peas Please
Penelope Pickle's Party
Penelope Pigglewiggle's Pear
Percival Preedy's Awfully Greedy
Percy Peckle Pickled a Pear
Peter, the Pesky Pigeon
Pigs Prefer First Class
Pirate Poet (The)
Plastic Surgery Hippo-Style
Problem of Getting Older (The)
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter's
Night?
Sleepy Sue-Ellen
Teacher's One Big Mistake (The)
Three Cheers for Bangers and Mash
When the Monster Came to School
Which is the Way to the Station?
Will You Dance a Little Faster
Woman Who Comes from Sri Lanka
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