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Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

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Performance Poem

 

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FISH AND CHIPS AGAIN

By Josie Whitehead

Lesson Plan etc:-  HERE

Fish and Chips Again

"What’s for dinner?" asked the Queen.
       The King looked anxious too.
"It’s fish and chips," replied the cook
      And the smell said it was true.

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Crispy chips with battered cod
     And lots of buttered bread.
"We could have had some coq au vin - - 
      But we love our fish instead."

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"What’s for dinner?" asked the King.
     The Queen said: "Fish and chips."
She gobbled up her fish and chips
     And even licked her lips.

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"It wouldn’t be the same, my dear,
     Without tomato sauce,
And a pot of English tea’s a 'must',
     With milk in it of course."

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"What’s for dinner?" asked the prince.
     "Not fish and chips  a g a i n!!!"
And, fed up with his fish and chips,
     He became the King of Spain.

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