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JOSIE'S POEMS

Shadow Poems/Parody

By Josie Whitehead

 

Ballroom Dancing Club

WILL YOU DANCE A LITTLE FASTER?

This is parody/a shadow poem of
The Lobster Quadrille by Lewis Carroll


By Josie Whitehead

Will You Dance a Little Faster?

"Will you dance a little faster?"

      Said a belle unto her beau.

"Your waltz has only two beats

      And your foxtrot’s rather slow."

 

"But my tango’s more than stylish

     And just watch this pirouette!" –

"Now, don’t do something silly dear.

      Stick with the minuet.

 

"I have noticed rather lately 

      That you step more on my toes,

But perhaps you cannot see too well

     To dance those do-si-dos.

 

"You need rhythm for your dancing 

     And should move to match the beat.

Perhaps dancing’s rather tricky

     For a man with two left feet."

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* Belle = beautiful girl - (old-fashioned word)

* Beau = A beau is an old-fashioned term for "boyfriend."  (handsome man in French)

"Two left feet" = clumsy or awkward.  Someone who

stumbles when they dance.

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