JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

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MISS MONSTER

By Josie Whitehead

Miss Monster

My teacher’s fat and ugly

    And she bellows like a bull.

She wears a tweedy jacket

    And a beanie made of wool.

 

Her eyes meet in the middle

    And are crossed without a doubt.

Her nose is flat and I would say

    Looks very like a snout.

 

Her teeth are black and broken,

    And her legs are like two pins.

Oh yes there is another thing:

    She has two double chins.

 

But can this really be the case?

    Well, of course this isn’t true,

But she requested that I write

    A special poem for you.

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