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Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

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Why don't you do a picture to go with my poem this time?


By Josie Whitehead

Miss Monster

My teacher’s fat and ugly

    And she bellows like a bull.

She wears a tweedy jacket

    And a beanie made of wool.


Her eyes meet in the middle

    And are crossed without a doubt.

Her nose is flat and I would say

    Looks very like a snout.


Her teeth are black and broken,

    And her legs are like two pins.

Oh yes there is another thing:

    She has two double chins.


But can this really be the case?

    Well, of course this isn’t true,

But she requested that I write

    A special poem for you.

Copyright on all my poems

Of course you could write your own poem:  My teacher's


young and lovely etc etc - Josie

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