JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

Chocolate Heart
Chocolate Heart
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NO MORE SNACKS PLEASE

By Josie Whitehead

No More Snacks Please
Chocolate Praline
Chocolate Praline

My teacher does a dreadful thing -
     She confiscates our sweets.
She goes through all the lunch boxes
     Removing all our treats.

She tells us that they’re bad for us.
    She says we should eat well.
She teaches us it’s best to wish
     Our chocolates farewell.

Our fizzy drinks all disappear
     And also Mum’s good cake.
Her greedy eyes explore my box
     And then the crisps she takes.

I looked in through the staff room door
    And know what happens next.
It’s teachers who stuff all our treats
    At lunchtime down their necks.

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