JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems

By Josie Whitehead

In the Supermarket

I SHOULD HAVE
GONE SHOPPING


By Josie Whitehead

I Should Have Gone Shopping

I should have gone shopping, but the car wouldn’t start

So, instead of the shopping, I made a jam tart.

     I should have gone shopping, but it started to rain

     And you’ll know that those rain drops aren’t good for the brain.

 

I should have gone shopping, but I’m feeling quite tired

And a good cup of tea is the thing most desired.

    I should have gone shopping but wrote this instead

    And then, quite worn out, had a rest on my bed.

 

I should have gone shopping, but tomorrow will do

For think of that checkout!  There's such a long queue.

       I should have gone shopping for . . . we’ve nothing to eat!!!

       Which means grab my jacket and I'm off down that street.

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