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JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

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NOT A LOT

By Josie Whitehead

Not a Lot

"Do you like fish and chips?"  "Not a lot!  Not a lot!"

"Do you like sausage rolls?"  "Not a lot!  Not a lot!"   

     "Do you like eating caterpillars cooked in a tasty stew?"     

      "Oh yes, oh yes I love them! Yes I do!  Yes I do!"

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"Do you like large beef-burgers?"  "Not a lot!  Not a lot!"
"Do you like strawberry milkshakes?"  "Not a lot!  Not a lot!"
     ."Do you prefer to eat seaweed, that’s covered all in goo?"
      "Oh yes, oh yes I love it.  Yes I do!  Yes I do!"

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"Do you like creamy ice cream?"  "Not a lot!  Not a lot!"

"Do you like chocolate biscuits?"  "Not a lot!  Not a lot!"

      "Do you like chomping poems – yes the ones written by you?"
      "Oh yes, oh yes I love them.  Yes I do!  Oh YES I do!!"
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