JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

Not a Lot - fish and chips.jpg

NOT A LOT

By Josie Whitehead

Not a Lot

Do you like fish and chips?  Not a lot!  Not a lot!

Do you like sausage rolls?  Not a lot!  Not a lot!   

    Do you like eating caterpillars cooked in a tasty stew?     

    Oh yes, oh yes I love them! Yes I do!  Yes I do!

 

Do you like large beef-burgers? Not a lot!  Not a lot!
Do you like strawberry milkshakes? Not a lot!  Not a lot!
     Do you prefer to eat seaweed, that’s covered all in goo?
     Oh yes, oh yes I love it.  Yes I do!  Yes I do!

Do you like creamy ice cream?  Not a lot!  Not a lot!
Do you like chocolate biscuits?  Not a lot!  Not a lot!
     Do you like chomping poems – yes the ones written by you?
     Oh yes, oh yes I love them.  Yes I do!  Oh YES I do!!


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