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JOSIE'S POEMS
Funny Poems for Children
By Josie Whitehead



GRANNY'S PARROT
By Josie Whitehead
Gran's parrot, Charlie's, really bad
And calls out naughty words.
Did Granny teach him what to say?
Oh no!! That’s quite absurd!
If I called out such dreadful words,
Then Gran would tell me flat
That children who are well brought up
Would not say things like that.
Has Granny also learned these words?
She has. It must be true.
Not only does she know these words
But Charlie’s learnt them too.
Gran thinks about these wicked words
That never should be said.
Whilst telling me what I must say,
Tells Charlie them instead.
Next time that Granny says again
I’m rude and quite *uncouth,
It’s then that I will question her
And ferret out the truth.
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* Uncouth: lacking good manners, refinement, or grace.