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AN OLD VIGILANTE

(Limerick)


By Josie Whitehead

Old Vigilante (An)

There once was an old vigilante

Who insisted on singing sea shanties,

          But his singing was bad –

         Well, it drove them all mad -

So his wife throttled him with her panties.

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NOTE:  What is a vigilante?  Someone who is vigilante, ie on their guard - perhaps watching out for trouble, or perhaps watching out for someone.  I think, knowing that his wife was going to get him, he certainly was vigilante, but it seems that his vigilance didn't protect him.  All together:  Ahhhhhh! 

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