JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

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EAT A SNAKE IN A CAKE?

By Josie Whitehead

Eat a Snake in a Cake

Eat a snake in a cake?  No, I don’t think I will.

Kiss a poisonous spider?  No, some spider’s kill.

     Clean a crocodile’s teeth?  No, I’ll give that a pass.

     Play a trumpet perhaps?  No, I’m not into brass.

 

Fly with the fairies?  I haven’t got wings

And not only that, I'm too old for such things.

       Fly to the moon?  No, I'm not up  to that.

       Tea with the Queen?  Well, I'd need a new hat.

 

Jump out of a plane?  No, I’ll never do this.

Swim with some sharks?  No, I’ll give that a miss.

     Write a poem for you?  Is that what you say?

     That’s more in my line - here's one straight away. . . . 

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