JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead


 

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IT COULD BE WORSE

By Josie Whitehead

The roof's blown off -

     The pipes have burst!

Now the house is on fire 

      But it could be worse.

 

I've broken my leg

    And lost my purse.

'Never mind dear,

      It could be worse.'

 

I've broken my specs

    So I can't read my verse,

But why should I care?

     'Cos it could be worse.

 

I feel dreadfully ill - - -                              

      Please get the nurse.

'Yes, you look awfully queer . . .  

      But you could look worse!'

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