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WE SAW IT ON THE TELE

By Josie Whitehead

We Saw It On The Tele

We saw it on the tele

     So it surely must be true:

A boy rode on a tiger’s back

    And they think that he was YOU.

 

We saw it on the tele

      So it surely must be true:

A girl climbed up the North Pole –

      And they think that she was YOU.

 

We saw it on the tele

     So it surely must be true:

A woman wrote a thousand poems

     And they think that it was YOU - - - no, ME!

 

We saw it on the tele

       So it surely must be true:

A woman was jailed for telling lies.

        And it’s me, of course, NOT YOU!

 

So you won’t get any more new poems from me.

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