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JOSIE'S POEMS

Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

See also:  Pick 'n Mix

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TOFFEE'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU!

By Josie Whitehead

Lesson Plan etc:-  HERE

Toffee's Not Good for You

"Toffee’s not good for you,"

      Granny would say.

"You leave it alone now

      And go out to play."​

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"It’s bad for you teeth;

      Not good for your hair!" -

"But Granny, I like it.  

     That’s not really fair!"​

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"It will stick in your throat;

     Wind itself round your heart.

It will coil round your liver

     And that’s just the start."

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So the toffee was kept

      Up on Granny’s top shelf.

Now Gran’s lost all her teeth,

     So did she eat it herself?

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