Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

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By Josie Whitehead

Polite Notice

DON’T feed the children cheesy crisps!

      DON’T feed them fish and chips.

The fish and chips will make them fat

      And the crisps will hurt their lips.


DON’T feed the children chocolate!

      DON’T give them sticky sweets.

The chocolate will make them sick

      And sweets are only treats.


DON’T feed the children creamy cakes

         Or chocolate biscuits, too.


              In fact: - - - -


         Hand in your treats to  zoo-keepers.

                 We’ll feed them in our zoo.

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Piece of Cake
Chocolate Praline
Tote Bag
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Wrapped Candy
Chocolate Praline