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Funny Poems for Children

By Josie Whitehead

Senior Woman
Dressed Up
Man in Blue Shirt


By Josie Whitehead

Studio Portrait of Young Woman
Family Resemblances
Man in a Suit
Pointed Witch Hat

I don’t resemble Mum at all,

   And like Dad?  Oh, no, no, no!

I’m not one bit like poor Aunt Pat

    Nor my handsome Uncle Joe.


A bit like brother Jack?  Oh no!!!

    He’s as short as short can be.

The one I think I look like most

     Is someone who’s called ME!


I’ve lanky hair and long black nails;

     My eyes are large and red.

My arms and legs – how do they look?

                          Ahh -

   Their strength would cause you dread!!             

A pet?  Ah yes, a special one:

    A horrid large black cat . . . and

On my head, what do I wear?

     A . . . . . . . tall black hat!!!


                So, who do I look like?  A  - - - - -

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