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FUNNY ALTERNATIVE

NURSERY RHYMES FOR CHILDREN

By Josie Whitehead

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JACK AND JILL

(An alternative nursery rhyme)

By Josie Whitehead

Jack and Jill

When Jack and Jill went up the hill,
  Their teacher called them down,
And, they could see her angry face.
     She had an awful frown!

'You silly children!' she called out,
   'Is there something you’ve forgotten?
There is no water at the top!
    It all flows to the bottom.'


 

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*Chosen by children and published in 2010. (AMS Educational Ltd, Leeds).  Sorry, out of print at moment, but in libraries and many schools.