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JOSIE'S POEMS

Christmas Poems
for Children


By Josie Whitehead

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ON THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS


By Josie Whitehead

On the Night Before Christmas

On the night before Christmas

     We ate Mum’s mince pies –

And they tasted quite lovely

     Which was a surprise - - - 

For she doesn’t like cooking                     But this year she tried,

But I’m sorry to tell you - - -

    Of our pains deep inside.

 

Well, the night before Christmas

     Was spent in the loo –

And for a family of four

     There soon was a queue. 

 

Oh, and after this night

     We spent next day in bed –

So, when was OUR Christmas?

    Ohhh! - the next day instead.   

         

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Oh remember that this is only a made-up story for I'm sure you never had a Christmas like this

and especially not because of your mother's cooking.  My mother was a wonderful cook and so this story isn't true for me either.  If you have a funny story about Christmas, you can always write and tell me and I'm sure I can turn it into a poem.  Josie 

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